I don't know if this'll make you guys laugh like it made me, but here's a story:
Today was the first day of school so when it ended about six friends and i went out to a place to eat. One kid let's call him John wrote his name and number on a napkin and wanted one of us to give it to a girl at the restaurant for him.
my friend and i pretended to do that
and then we pretended to text him as that girl
here's how it went (you can give about half and half credit to my friend and i for these texts):
US:
Ummmmmm hey john haha 
JOHN:
Hey what's up?
US:
Nothin much lol wich 1 wer u tho
JOHN:
I had a white shirt on with my sunglasses hangin from my collar, and black jeans
US:
Cool thats the one i thought
JOHN:
Yea so whats your name?
US:
Syndnei its polish lol
JOHN:
Thats a really cute name
US:
Ty most people think its wierd :]
JOHN:
Well im not most people lol
US:
Well thats good to know ; s
JOHN:
Yea what grade are you in?
US:
Eleventh. You??? ; @!
JOHN:
Im a senior, what school?
US:
All girl school marian idk if u know it @.@@!..@g
JOHN:
Yea i do, right next to brother rice
US:
Were u be goin!
JOHN:
Im at [high school] and Oakland University this year
US:
Ow a college booy!!&t
JOHN:
Yep im a lil freshmen
US:
I bet u!r not lil at alk@
JOHN:
What is that suppose to mean lol
US:
Ill let figure that 1 out on ur own ; )
JOHN:
Haha alright, do you have your license?
US:
Umm thats personal who do u think u r??.jgm
JOHN:
Just wondering geez
US:
Lok jk jk!! Im fluppin wit u ya piece of shit!@ nb hm
JOHN:
Haha your mean 
US:
But at least i have a tight vag ; ) 8===D~(:
JOHN:
Oh i hope so, ill stretch it way out with my 8 incher
US:
Wow sry the last couple texts was my dad he has a messed up sense of humor .@?
JOHN:
Haha sure
US:
No it was that was a wierd response to it though i thought u werent most guys but i was wrong
JOHN:
What are you talking about?
US:
U said before that u werent like people it seems ur jus as perverted as bill clinton who zexual relations wit another women tgat bad w itch his pengis in her mouse
JOHN:
No no im really not like that i thought it was you messing around with me still so i was messing around too, it was a joke im really not like that
US:
It is oh k i guess i understand
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JOHN:
Whats with all the random letters?
US:
Sooooo u wana shit on my chest ? =]
JOHN:
to be honest, no...
US:
Dude this is austin and cody haha
JOHN:
You guys are fucked up, did you give her my number cuz if not im gonna be pissed
US:
No scott gave her ur number u gota admit tho that was pretty funny
JOHN:
I wondered if she would have a 248 number?
US:
Haha ya probably not. I feel like an ass but u gota admit that bill clinton shit was gold
JOHN:
Haha it was pretty good cept it didnt make sense, i was bout to stop texting back cuz all the typos
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